20 Things That Taste Better Than Candy Corn

1.) Candy

2.) Corn

3.) Supper (white people dinner)

4.) A McRib that’s been on the planet Venus for two months.

5.) Defeat

6.) Mississippi Delta Water

7.) Earring backs

8.) Orange juice right after brushing your teeth

9.) Moral victories

10.) Your girl trying to cook your momma’s recipe for the first time

11.) Anything labeled as “soul food” that’s not cooked in the South

12.) The state of Florida

13.) Lil Wayne’s last living dreadlock

14.) Everclear

15.) Black and Mild breath

16.) Blood from when you cut your finger

17.) Ole girl’s toes in Boomerang

18.) Ya Auntie’s rotten tooth

19.) Lil Caesars Hot and Ready

20.) Sewage air

Leslie McLemore writes about a lot of different shit for Black With No Chaser. He is also the Takeaway Kang and is the father of two beautiful girls, one of which gets on every nerve he has. The other one is sweet. So, you know, balance. 

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