Omarion Reached Auntie Maxine Waters Petty Levels

I love being petty. Besides breathing and living and shit, being petty is probably my most enjoyable, thought provoking exercise. And my petty runs deep, genetically speaking. My momma is petty, my daddy is petty and both of daughters are developing tier one petty skills, so much so that the Daycare has written one or two incident reports, citing my oldest daughter’s petty adventures. Being petty is an art and a practice that few have mastered. I pride myself on being petty and the length of petty I’m willing to…