Black Parent Chronicles, Chapter II: Go The F**k To Sleep Is The Greatest Children’s Book Of All Time

I love my daughter, Harper. I love her more than life, itself. Harper is my roll dog. And as my roll dog, we ride together like Marcus Burnett and Mike Lowrey on this journey we call life, while I try to lead her to be a good a person. To be better than me. I encourage my baby to pursue a lot of character traits that will help her on her life journey. For example, I implore her to have the confidence of a mediocre white man; to be polite…