President Trump to start OnlyFans

The 45th President of the United States, Donald J (the J is for Juicy) Trump will create an OnlyFans account for the purpose of continuing to screw millions of his followers, virtually. Juicy Trump, who screwed millions of his followers with empty promises and lies on Twitter for almost a decade, has been kicked off the social media giant, thanks in large part to starting a Cracker Coup that turned out to be as thin as, well, as thin as their lips. Not to be outdone by Twitter, the whole,…