I Love to Bottle Up White Tears like Bacon Grease to Cook with Later

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING is better than Bae-con. Yeah, I call bacon, Bae-Con. Is that weird? Maybe. But that’s how good bacon is. And no, I didn’t say turkey bacon. If you eat turkey bacon, I don’t trust a word that comes out of your mouth. If you eat turkey bacon, you probably one of the mfs who keep sending me friend requests, talking about you a Bitcoin investor. I trust Nigerian emails more than n*ggas who eat turkey bacon. Like, it’s turkey, fam. It’s a fucking turkey. What’s…