Why Do Black Republicans Have So Many Teeth?

I can’t even lie. I’ve been pondering this question for a minute, now. But, I’ve been too afraid to ask, out loud. Not because I fear backlash. Nah. But because, to me, it’s a very complex question. I mean, we are talking about breaking down the correlation between kooning and extra teeth at a genetic/molecular level. Just recently, I was reminded of the audaciously ridiculous hair lines Black Republicans display on top of their heads on a daily basis from a meme posted on our IG and when I came…