What is a Ted Cruz?

*What is a Ted Cruz?* A Ted Cruz is an organic, carbon based life form discovered by the Americans on the Moon. *Wait, so this thing is not an Earthling?* God, no. It’s a Moonling? Moon-erd? Idk, but it’s from the Moon. During the space race to the moon back in the 50’s and 60’s, Russia detected a small hint at a life form. However, because the United States was the first one to land on the Moon, they managed to capture it. They captured the Ted Cruz. *Oooo, so…