What are White People going to buy with their Stimulus Checks?

Black folks call it Stimmy, Lil Stimmy, Lil Stemmy, Young Stezzy, Big Guwap, or simply the “Here you go, n*gga, Damn” Act. And we’ve seen meme after meme, post after post of what Black people will do with their Young Stimmy Vert check, but no one has checked into how D’Wights Schrutes will spend their “Stimulus” (Ok, now re-read “Stimulus” but say it in your yt news anchor voice) check. Well, let’s figure it out. 1.) Vinyl Records: Nothing, and I mean nothing makes a yt person happier than searching…