DMX once performed in front of the Whole MF Planet Earth

Referring to DMX in the past tense is going to hurt for a while. Here this person was. Sort of an enigma. Who blessed us with his music, his presence, his aura, his slight ignorance and his absolute brilliance. Earl “DMX” Simmons was an icon, who brought this New York City gritty reality to the mainstream with this hyper sonically aggressive flow that could bring even the drunkest person back to life in a club. DMX was also haunted by demons. Demons that were either inactively ignored or actively punished…

Prince Philip’s Conversation with St. Peter

St. Peter: Next! Prince Philip: Ello, old chap! St. Peter: Name? Prince Philip: Oh, you don’t know who I am, good sir? St. Peter: Name? Prince Philip: *Sighs* I am Prince Philip, Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh! St. Peter: Prince Philip…Prince Philip…Prince Philip. Ahh, there you are. I was looking for the name “Crypt Ceeper” when you walked up. Anyway, what brings you here today? Prince Philip: I was told this is where heaven resides, which is odd, given the amount of Blacks I see frolicking about. Can you point…