For Halloween I’m Going as Critical Race Theory

When I step outside to take my kids trick or treating, and thus beginning my annual evil masterplan of stealing their candy, I may…I mean my kids may unfortunately receive less candy than usual. And when they see their candy buckets being only halfway full, they look up with sadness. They may even cry. They may ask, “Daddy, why?” And I will look them dead in their face, proud as can be, and reply, “Honey, it was worth it. I scared the shit out of them. Now let’s go to…