LLC Twitter’s power is growing. Have you felt it?
They are coming. And there is nothing we can do to stop them. Once America and its “Here N*gga, Damn” Act was signed by the President, our timelines will soon be filled with tweets from LLC Twitter enthusiast, telling people what to do with their money. But while there is nothing we can do to stop the onslaught of tweets, we can, at the very least, identify them so we can easily scroll past with relative ease.
Here are potential tweets you may or may not see:
1.) @MasterPSchoolOFeconomics: “Instead of buying that PS5, you should be buying 5 LLCs #iDontEvenKnowWhatLLCmeans #ItSoundsGoodDoe”
2.) @YallWillBeBrokeForever: “Instead of 32 Ultimate Feasts from Red Lobster, get you 32 Passports. #DemChedderBiscutsGoodDoe #FuckVegas #With32passportsWeGoingToVenus”
3.) @iTakeCareofMyKids: “Instead of my 3 year old wanting a Barbie Dream House, she told me to buy her Barbie shares. We built different over here. We all got the same Twenty-Foe, doe. #TheGrindDontStop #TheMoneyNeverSleeps #MyKidsGoneEat”
4.) @UmarJohnsonisOurMalcolmX: “Instead of y’all giving all that money back to the white man, give that money back to me so we can build this scam, I mean school! #BlackDollaMakeYaHolla”
5.) @TrustMeItsNotAscam: “Y’all satisfied with that lil $1,400 Joe gave y’all? If not, click on this link. Once you type in your banking information, follow the link. #Turn1400into14000 #TrustTheProcess #imLegit”
6.) @StockMarketShawty: “Y’all not ready to have this conversation, but instead of paying your bills, open you up a Robinhood account, put all of it in Dogecoin, and next week, you will buy the company that you were paying your bill to. #ToTheMoon #LilHedgeyFund”
7.) @PassahTroy: “Alright na, when that money hit, pay them tithes bih. #Bars #PayYoTithesHeathen #GodWatching #YoStripClubMoneyisSatansMoney #PassahNeedsAnewBMWiMeanDoorKnob”
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