By now, you may have heard that Taco Bell is now selling chicken wings. That’s right. The place known for commercializing Mexican food for American consumption is now in the Wings business. And some people can’t get enough of it.
Apparently, the wings are a hit. With even some saying they went back for seconds. The great team, here at BWNC, had to get to the bottom of this new, surprising phenomenon. So, we reached out to the Taco Bell Wing. And needless to say, they didn’t hold back.
BWNC: It’s a pleasure to meet you! And may I add, you smell absolutely delicious.
Taco Bell Chicken Wing: Why, thank you. I guess.
BWNC: So, Taco Bell Chicken Wing, how do you feel about your sudden rise to fame?
Taco Bell Chicken Wing: First off, my name is Wangz.
BWNC: Nickname?
Wangz: No, my government name.
BWNC: Really?
Wangz: Yeah. I don’t know why people assume they are getting chicken wings from Taco Bell. I have no idea what tf is inside of me. I could be squirrel meat. Idk, Velociraptor Tail?
BWNC: So, wait? You don’t know if you’re chicken or not?
Wangz: No clue.
BWNC: Jesus Christ.
Wangz: Yeah, and that’s exactly who you’ll be praying to once you start trying to digest me.
BWNC: Well, movin..
Wangz: And one more thing.
BWNC: Go on..
Wangz: I bet not hear NONE OF YOU TACO BELL WING EATING MFS QUESTION WHAT’S IN THE VACCINE EVER AGAIN!
BWNC: But what does the vaccine have anything to do with you?
Wangz: Because if you are brave enough to try me, you are brave enough to get the vaccine. Both of us were made in a lab.
BWNC: Fair enough.
BWNC: But anyway, you make a great point. Like, when did Taco Bell start selling chicken? Or wings?
Wangz: That’s what I’m saying. The beef in there is not even beef. So now y’all expect the chicken wings to be chicken. Bruh, I got whole Possum butt inside this fried outer shell.
BWNC: Possum Butt, huh? Idk why, but that doesn’t sound half bad.
Wangz: Man, shut yo Soul Food done cut off Grandma leg eating arse up.
BWNC: What are your plans after this?
Wangz: Idk. I’m only here for a week, then I’m gone. I’m sure they have to find more T Rex cheeks. Then I’ll be back.
BWNC: Well, nice chatting with you. Say hello to the crap they call Beef for me.
Wangz: Will do. I’ll tell the Lion tongue you said hello.
Leslie McLemore writes about a lot of different shit for Black With No Chaser. He is also the Takeaway Kang, the greatest baby father to the dopest babymomma, and the father of two beautiful girls, one of which gets on every nerve he has. The other one is sweet…sometimes. So, you know, balance. Sort of.
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