Post-9/11 Unity Wasn’t for Me

Entering my junior year of high school, I thought I had life figured out. My goals included losing my virginity, convincing my parents to purchase a car for their son to assist in the loss of said virginity, and maintaining decent grades so I could get accepted to a four-year university, so I could further shit on the virginity that plagued me. Unfortunately, my junior year was riddled with failure, as my virginity was still alive and well, and I continued hitching rides with friends whose parents clearly supported the…

Chrissy Teigen Called Trump a P*ssy A** B*tch and I’m OK With That

Chrissy Teigen has made a name for herself over the years. Going from John Legend’s “girl” to doing a whole bunch of shit I can’t exactly name off the top of my head at this present moment, she has managed to turn her outgoing personality into a reliable source of income that rivals her husband’s. Personally, I’ve always been a Chrissy Teigen fan. Sure, she can be a bit annoying, at times, but her wittiness and charm and the lack of fucks she gives outweighs any annoyance she may distribute…

I Don’t Know About His NFL Partnership, But Jay-Z Was Wrong about the 4th Amendment

A lot of us have/had opinions on Jay-Z’s partnership with the NFL. Some of us cheered the idea, others despised the move, with some of those people calling him a sell out and others simply didn’t give a damn. Despite the polarizing move, what isn’t polarizing is Jay Z’s rap prowess. Many consider him the GOAT of hip hop, and for good reason. If you include skills, commercial hits and longevity, it’s hard to argue why Jay isn’t the greatest of all time behind a mic. However, what Hov isn’t…

Top 20 Black Flexes for Black 30 Something’s

As most of us who are 30 plus know, residing in the realm of 30 something forces you to approach life differently. We must monitor our food (Except when Popeye’s drops a nuke on our taste buds) and alcohol intake because our metabolism becomes slower than Trump reading from a teleprompter and our energy levels are, well, mf WASHED. And as we come to realization that our metabolism and party prowess isn’t what it used to be, we start looking for different ways to flex our washed, financial independence while…

Jay-Z’s Partnership with the NFL and Why We Really Don’t Give a Damn

Jay-Z partnering aka working WITH (not for) the NFL got some of y’all worried. Why, though? Surely it isn’t because of some boycott, is it? How many boycotts are we fake boycotting now? I can’t keep up. Because while most of us are outwardly boycotting the NFL in order to satisfy the mass woke populist, we simultaneously sneak to our fantasy drafts, praying to the NFL gods that Antonio Brown’s frozen foot thaws before the start of the regular season. Or just like how most of us “should” boycott Starbucks…