Can We Send All “I Am Not My Ancestors” Shirts to Mars?

After watching “Judas and the Black Messiah” I came to the conclusion that I’m just a regular black person, doing regular black people shit. And that’s because our ancestors and nem weren’t regular. In fact, they were so irregular, that the worlds greatest superpower, the United States of America, was petrified of their power That power ain’t just Black power. That’s POWER, POWER. “Judas and the Black Messiah” was a movie. But it was also a reminder. And the foundation of that reminder is and will always be the importance…

What is a Ted Cruz?

*What is a Ted Cruz?* A Ted Cruz is an organic, carbon based life form discovered by the Americans on the Moon. *Wait, so this thing is not an Earthling?* God, no. It’s a Moonling? Moon-erd? Idk, but it’s from the Moon. During the space race to the moon back in the 50’s and 60’s, Russia detected a small hint at a life form. However, because the United States was the first one to land on the Moon, they managed to capture it. They captured the Ted Cruz. *Oooo, so…

Why Do Black Republicans Have So Many Teeth?

I can’t even lie. I’ve been pondering this question for a minute, now. But, I’ve been too afraid to ask, out loud. Not because I fear backlash. Nah. But because, to me, it’s a very complex question. I mean, we are talking about breaking down the correlation between kooning and extra teeth at a genetic/molecular level. Just recently, I was reminded of the audaciously ridiculous hair lines Black Republicans display on top of their heads on a daily basis from a meme posted on our IG and when I came…

Gloria “Wish a MF Would” Richardson is Black History

Hayes. Gloria Hayes Richardson is her name. And it’s a name we already know, or should know. But the images of her staring down the National Guard, as they point rifles in the direction of her and her colleagues, begets a cornucopia of pettiness. Petty that is so petty, I’m forced to legally change her name. Because, you see, she lives by a different creed than me. Whenever I face down the barrel of white supremacy either figuratively, or in Gloria’s case, literally, I HOPE everything turns out ok. I…

25 Things Younger Than Courtside Karen Who Claims She’s 25

1.) Betty White 2.) Harriet Tubman 3.) Cretaceous Period 4.) Every Black Woman 5.) The game of Basketball 6.) LeBron 7.) LeBron’s hairline 8.) The Nights Watch 9.) White Supremacy 10.) Yoda 11.) Baby Yoda 12.) Tyler Perry’s Wigs 13.) Our Momma’s China Set 14.) Yo Grandma’s couch 15.) Courtside Karen’s Father/Husband 16.) Morgan Freeman 17.) Kris, Caitlyn and Bruce Jenner 18.) The nigga who dated my momma back in 95′ 19.) Reggie from Bad Boys 2 20.) The Schuyler Sisters 21.) Tupac and Biggie if they survived 22.) Galapagos…