America Trained Ruth Bader Ginsburg in the Art of Dissent

I don’t like politicizing her death. I hate it. But, I’m doing it, because I can’t help it. That’s what happens when important people transition. I guess that’s what I gotta keep telling myself. But that’s also not fair to this old white lady. And this old white lady been an old white lady, forever. You know what? You know what she was, to us? She was the old white lady, that old white teacher you didn’t grasp how much she injected progressive values in her teachings until you were…

Virtual Schooling Is Extremely Ghetto

“SHUT THE FUCK UP,” yelled my 5 year old’s kindergarten teacher at her own kids. Ok, she didn’t say “the fuck,” but she should’ve said it. I wouldn’t have blamed her if she did say it. In fact, I’m upset she didn’t say it. And that’s because I feel my 5 year old’s teacher’s pain. I feel her rage. And her rage has probably reached Super Saiyan levels because not only does she have to teach other kids, she has to also watch her kids. That’s some ghetto ass shit.…

#AllBuildingsMatter Is The Greatest Thing To Ever Exist, Ever

My petty heart is full. And now, I will say my Petty Prayer. The PETTY is my shepherd, I shall not want. It makes me lie down in African Mother Land pastures. It leads me beside petty, troubled waters. Yet, it restores my soul. It guides me in the paths of pettiness for the sake of it’s name. Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of White America and Mayonnaise, I will fear no racists, for Petty are with me. It’s rod and it’s staff, they comfort me.It prepares a table before me in the presence of racist ass white folks. It anoints my head with black oil moisturizer, my…

P-Valley is DOPE, Fake Ass Mississippi Accents and All

Just think about this..(slight spoilers, btw) When P-Valley first comes on, you are kind of paying attention but you are kind of doing other shit. You know, like you are watching scenes from the previous week and maybe the first two or three minutes of the current episode, but you are also doing shit with your phone, or maybe dealing with your bad ass kids. Fuck if I know. BUT…BUT when that “Down in The Valley, where the girls get naked” stripper trap bop come on, that’s when you start…

D’Wight Women Out Here D’Wight Womening, Again

When the news broke that another non black woman, Jessica Krug, was impersonating a black woman to increase her affirmative action credit score, I laughed. As a black man, I found it funny. Like, here is another white woman attempting to sneak her way into black spaces by literally attempting to replicate black faces. The horror. The hilarious. The audacity. The D’wight womaning. And when I laughed, I laughed like a rich white man would laugh at a poor white man, asking for change on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan. “You’re…