Bad Boys For Life Review: My Blackness Told Me It Was Going To Be Great and My Blackness Was Right

I can’t even lie, I thought the new Bad Boys movie would be trash. When the trailer dropped, I was highly disappointed. Everyone looked washed, Martin looked like he was turning into Big Momma in real life and Will Smith’s stunts looked faker than a Jenner-Kardashian super hybrid. However, despite the awful previews, my blackness (which can defined as my internal spirit or the Force from Star Wars or some shit) wouldn’t allow me to skip this movie. My blackness would drag me to this movie, even if it was…

Black Parent Chronicles, Chapter II: Go The F**k To Sleep Is The Greatest Children’s Book Of All Time

I love my daughter, Harper. I love her more than life, itself. Harper is my roll dog. And as my roll dog, we ride together like Marcus Burnett and Mike Lowrey on this journey we call life, while I try to lead her to be a good a person. To be better than me. I encourage my baby to pursue a lot of character traits that will help her on her life journey. For example, I implore her to have the confidence of a mediocre white man; to be polite…

No Sh*t Sherlock: Tyler Perry Reveals He Writes All Of His Shows Without Help

Tyler Perry is the shit. For a black man to own one of the largest movie studios in the world, a movie studio so large and appealing that he has THE most powerful white folks in Hollywood beating his door down, begging him to film their movies there, means that you are the shit. So in a sense, I can see why he thinks he doesn’t need any help, writing. If I’m being honest, if I had some of the most powerful and influential people in the world begging me…

Mayor Pete Butti-Whatever Lets Founding Fathers Slide On The Whole Slavery Thing

Mayor Pete Buttigieg is a lying mf. But this has been well established. And this lying mf also seems to be an ignorant mf, at least when it comes to U.S. History. Now, Mayor Pete Buttigieg is a Harvard graduate and a Rhodes Scholar, so if he is ignorant, then the mf is willfully ignorant, because those two programs are worth at least 300K, and I find it hard to believe that a 300K education didn’t go over U.S. History. Like, you really mean to tell me that this mf…

Racist PoS Radio Host, Don Imus, Dead At 79, And I Can’t Figure Out What I’m Drinking On Tonight

Don Imus is dead. *Yawn* Yes, the same Don Imus who looked like a dead white woman going through the first stages of rigor mortis and who once famously referred to black women as “nappy-headed hoes” has died, tonight at the age of 79. I know, I know, not gone soon enough. *Was “nappy-headed hoes” gate a one time thing or no?* Of course not. See, this wasn’t the first and only time Don Imus allowed his racism to shine. Imus, may he rest in Black Hell aka Ronald Reagan…