Exclusive Interview: COVID-19 Pops Bottles at Afterparty with Gucci and Jeezy

By now, all of us are familar with the monumental Trap Verzuz that took place last night. And many are probably wondering what went down at the afterparty last night at the famous Atlanta nightclub, Compound, last night. Well, we had a chance to catch up with the infamous and evil COVID-19 aka Coronavirus aka Rona aka The Wuhan Bat Bully, and here is what he had to say about his experience popping bottles with Jeezy and Gucci at the Verzuz afterparty. BWNC: Glad you can join us. You still…

How Did Jeezy Win Trapper of the Year Four Times in a Row?

Let’s consider this.. Young Jeezy once stated he won Trapper of the Year four times in a row and no one looked into the the validity of that claim. But why? Was his apex that monumental, that no one considered questioning or probing into how one would win Trapper of the Year once, let alone four times, consecutively? What are the criteria’s/guidelines to determine such an achievement? What does the peer review process entail? Do they bring in dug users to test the product of the nominees before reaching a…

Shit I’d Rather Do Than Look For Common Ground With a Trump Supporter

Watch another Ted Bundy Documentary on Netflix. Ponder why Ted Bundy has more Netflix specials than Monique. Eat a medium rare Wuhan Bat. Participate in white people activities like go to a thrift store in search of Beatles records on vinyl or climb Mount Everest. Listen to Taylor Swift cover another Earth, Wind & Fire classic. Rely on Lauryn Hill to arrive in time to defuse a nuclear bomb that would destroy the world. Refund the Police. Pay student loans. Resuscitate Lil Wayne’s last dying dreadlock. Cardio. Get drunk with…

Stacey Abrams Took The Bag and Ran With It

John Lewis knew Black equity couldn’t be obtained without the power to vote. Something so precious must be important, right? Or else why would white folks continue to try to take it away? Because when portions of this country began restricting voting rights (again), black folks kind of all say to themselves, at the exact same time… “Hmm, that’s odd.” John Lewis, my parents, your grandmomma, they all tried to warn us. Our ancestors always warn us when trouble is afoot. They warn us because, clearly, they love us more…

The Ghetto: Election Results To Cause White On White Crime

America has always been a ghetto ass mess. Just a bunch of Life, Liberty, and Ghetto Shit since 1776. However, the last four years have been extremely ghetto. A ghetto ass president doing, saying and tweeting very ghetto things, including pardoning his ghetto ass, hoodrat ass friends. However, depending on if the pumpkin spice latte gang hold up their end of the bargain, the four year, meth induced extreme ghettoness maybe coming to an end, and America can finally put down the meth pipe, or whatever you smoke meth with,…