An Interview with the Taco Bell Chicken Wings

By now, you may have heard that Taco Bell is now selling chicken wings. That’s right. The place known for commercializing Mexican food for American consumption is now in the Wings business. And some people can’t get enough of it. Apparently, the wings are a hit. With even some saying they went back for seconds. The great team, here at BWNC, had to get to the bottom of this new, surprising phenomenon. So, we reached out to the Taco Bell Wing. And needless to say, they didn’t hold back. BWNC:…

It’s Been One Whole Year Since the Great Trailer Park Conflict of 2021

Not a day goes by where I don’t think about what happened on January 6, 2021. Ok, I’m lying. Days, maybe even months, go by that I don’t even think about what happened. Usually, I tuck this day away in my “Caucasian on Caucasian Violence” folder in my file cabinet. It’s right next to my “CDC says: Fuck if I know” folder. But when I do think about it, I think about a myriad of things. I think about the toxic emissions of Waffle House Employee Meth that resonated into…

BWNC Exclusive: We Interview Mark Zuckerberg About the Shutdown that cost him Billions

As many of you know by now, BWNC’s top notch investigative team has interviewed a various array of people, entities and whatchamacallits. And with the shutdown of multiple social networks under the Zuckerberg umbrella shutting down yesterday, including Facebook and Instagram, we reached out the multibillion dollar man himself to get his reaction on the shutdown, him being 7 billion dollars poorer and what does were the lessons learned from such a chaotic day.  And trust me, he had a lot to say.  BWNC: It’s a pleasure to finally speak…

We Interview Candy Corn

As many of you know by now, BWNC’s top notch investigative team has interviewed a various array of people, entities and whatchamacallits. And as the weather started to change and the leaves started to wither, we noticed that Fall is upon us. And with Fall, comes Halloween; and with Halloween comes candy; and with candy comes, well, a candy so divisive that it has caused family structures to collapse, relationships to end and Facebook comment threads to reach over 1k. We reached out to the one and only Candy Corn.…

An Open Letter to Pia from Clickbait

Dear Pia, I am writing this letter to you because I care for you and your well-being. No, I’m lying. It’s because I’m petty. I am writing this letter to you because I’m petty. Pia Brewer, you are the most annoying character Netflix has ever created. In fact, you are the most annoying character in the history of picture shows. When I try to contemplate someone or something more annoying than you, my brain breaks. My brain literally stops working and starts bleeding, thus resulting in a slight aneurysm. Pia,…