I know a lot of you are wondering . . . what the hell is really going on with Iran. I know I was! Seeing videos mocking draft dodging and uninviting anything even semi-associated with 45 “Savage” and American Patriots (I still call’em the Confederacy) to the cookout really made me wonder . . . I even heard pleas of a trade . . .
Let’s say you take 45 and we can forget this ever happened.
So, I called my personal political consultant, Kendric Garner, to see if all of this hoo hah was worth a penny! Holy shit; it’s 2 dimes and a nickel!
Seems the temperature’s been rising between Trump and Iran since 2018 when he pulled out of the Iran Nuclear Deal and spiced back up in May of 2019 when the U.S. named Iran’s elite Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps as a terrorist organization. The action hadn’t been taken previously due to fears of retaliation to American forces in Iran, but of course Mr. White Privilege in the orange peel said fuck all that, it’s up!
Now, everyone is already so amped up about WWIII no one is coming to the realization that THIS DUDE DEAD ASS MAY HAVE STARTED World War III! The State Department has already issued a warning urging all Americans to leave Iraq.
Ok, what had happened was: The President, Donald Mfn Trump ordered a drone strike in Iraq at Baghdad International Airport that killed the #2 Iranian leader General Qasem Soleimani. While the attack took place in Iraq, the purpose of the strike was the targeting of the Iranian General- Soleimani. Three other senior military figures also died in the attack. They were Islamic Revolutionary Guard Brigadier General Hussein Jafari Nia, Major-General Hadi Taremi, Colonel of the Guards Shahroud Mozaffari Nia and Captain Waheed Zamanian. An Iraqi militia commander, Abu Mahdi al-Muhandis, was also killed as a result of the strike.
This death is not one to be taken lightly. So stop playin’ wit’ us 45!
Saturday morning, January 4, 2019, thousands of protestors hit the streets of Baghdad vowing to avenge Soleimani’s death with chants of “Death to America. Death to Isreal”. Yes, by America, they mean the US.
Just hours ago (just in case it wasn’t bad enough) Savage got on a LIVE broadcast letting the Iranians know that we (yep, US) have “targeted 52 Iranian sites” for attack should the country strike “any Americans, or American assets.”
Ok, if all of this happens, there will definitely be a war. With that, the draft starts and it’s awl of our black men and boys up for tha’ pickin’! Yeah, I know white guys are gonna go too but look, stay focused. The selective service system is a lottery… Nah, not just picking names. They have balls in an air mix drum and numbers pop up for birthdays!
Anyway, Iranians are pissed and the US has around 62 thousand military servicemen in the middle east surrounded by Soleimani allies. Not only allies in Iraq (where The US embassy was just stormed on New Year’s Eve by Iranian backed protesters & militia), but also Syria, Lebanon, Afghanistan, and other countries with Shiite militias.
Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad said Iran has the right to respond “in any method and any time.“
In short… they attacked the US, The US attacked them, and now… they are getting ready for retaliation.