Can We Defund Candace Owens?
Defund is the word of the month, so far.
Personally, I think if you say Defund enough, it starts to sound like someone’s name. You know, Defund Johnson, or Defundia Walker, or Defundtavious Caldwell-Jenkins.
America taught me that “Defund” is not a bad term. In fact, it’s a good term, meant to improve spending by taking away unnecessary funds being spent here and instead putting it over there.
America taught me that Defunding a bunch of shit is A-OK..
Defund the education
Defund the welfare
Defund the Obamacare
Defund the Planned Parenthood
Defund the military (Well, America ain’t teach me this one. Had to figure out this one out on my own)
So, when I hear “Defund the Police,” the first thought that came to my mind was, “Cool.” However, my mind started racing, contemplating other programs we can defund. Then, it hit me. An epiphany…
“Hmmm, can we take this a step further and defund a human being? More specifically, Candace Owens?”
Now, before you tell me, “No Leslie, you can’t defund a human being,” let’s think about it for a second. Candace Owens is not just any ole human being. She’s special. And when I say special, I mean, I think she is White Supremacy’s version of Jason Bourne or Captain America. I THINK White Supremacy horrifically kidnapped a young black woman, put her in a science lab, and injected her with so much racism and self hatred that it turned her into a Meta-Human.
No, it turned her into a Meta-Koon.
Candace Owen’s made headlines, recently, when she proclaimed that she does not support George Floyd, simply because George Floyd didn’t live a perfect life, unlike her lord and savior, Donald Jesus Trump. Now, this is nothing new for Candace.
For years, she has roamed around the internet, looking for avenues to safely koon. In fact, when you read her comment section, racist whites feel most at home. There, they can safely express their views on how they feel about black people in the form of, “I wish there were more like you,” or “See, I would vote for you for President, and you’re black!”
I don’t give Candace Owens much attention, honestly. It’s hard to give a face that kind of attention when it looks like both of her eyes are slowly orbiting away from each other, similar to a moon orbiting away from it’s planetary parent.
However, the word “Defund” made me think of her, so, here we are. Besides, it looks like the White Supremacy Body that authorized the experiment ran out of funding midway through her transformation.
Leslie McLemore writes about a lot of different shit for Black With No Chaser. He is also the Takeaway Kang and is the father of two beautiful girls, one of which gets on every nerve he has. The other one is sweet. So, you know, balance.
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