BWNC Exclusive: We Interview Mark Zuckerberg About the Shutdown that cost him Billions

As many of you know by now, BWNC’s top notch investigative team has interviewed a various array of people, entities and whatchamacallits. And with the shutdown of multiple social networks under the Zuckerberg umbrella shutting down yesterday, including Facebook and Instagram, we reached out the multibillion dollar man himself to get his reaction on the shutdown, him being 7 billion dollars poorer and what does were the lessons learned from such a chaotic day.  And trust me, he had a lot to say.  BWNC: It’s a pleasure to finally speak…

We Interview Candy Corn

As many of you know by now, BWNC’s top notch investigative team has interviewed a various array of people, entities and whatchamacallits. And as the weather started to change and the leaves started to wither, we noticed that Fall is upon us. And with Fall, comes Halloween; and with Halloween comes candy; and with candy comes, well, a candy so divisive that it has caused family structures to collapse, relationships to end and Facebook comment threads to reach over 1k. We reached out to the one and only Candy Corn.…

An Open Letter to Pia from Clickbait

Dear Pia, I am writing this letter to you because I care for you and your well-being. No, I’m lying. It’s because I’m petty. I am writing this letter to you because I’m petty. Pia Brewer, you are the most annoying character Netflix has ever created. In fact, you are the most annoying character in the history of picture shows. When I try to contemplate someone or something more annoying than you, my brain breaks. My brain literally stops working and starts bleeding, thus resulting in a slight aneurysm. Pia,…

Dinner with Jay-Z or 500K? I chose the Dinner, and this is what happened

Jay-Z: You chose dinner with me over 500k? Me: Yep! Jay-Z: Why? Me: Don’t mean why not? Jay-Z: No, I mean why. Me: I mean, don’t you have the keys to life or some shit? I’m trying to get this paper! Jay-Z: But “getting to the paper” would’ve been choosing the 500k. Me: Huh? Jay-Z: Never mind. What you mean by the keys to life? Me: Yeah, you know, like, MAJOR keys! Jay-Z: N*gga, you think we in a rap video? Me: I mean, why not. I got bars. Jay-Z:…

An Interview With the Top Crate

There has been an awakening, have you felt it? Coming off America’s inspiring performances during this year’s Summer Olympic games, a new Olympic game emerged. Something far more difficult, reckless, back breaking and death defying than any Olympic game played in Tokyo. In communities across the United States, the non regulated Olympic game known as the Milk Crate Challenge has taken social media, our curiosity and our backs by storm. In this challenge, we have seen many failures sprinkled with surprising success, including Olympic Gold Medalist, White Mike, who managed…