If the Streets Call Me, I May Have to Send it to Voicemail because I’m Kind of Washed

Yes, the Streets are calling us. Everyone is getting vaccinated. The CDC put out their 115th guideline and told us if we’re vaccinated, we can throw away our masks. I get all that. But here’s the thing, I THINK I miss the Day Parties. I THINK I miss the drunk Waffle House All Star Specials. I THINK I miss the Happy Hours at popular lounges with my fellow black professionals that would occasionally turn into a club. I THINK I miss the loud trap music, filling my eardrums with “I…

An In-Depth Analysis of how Russell Wilson’s Ex Thought She Secured the Bag Forever

It’s NFL Draft Night, or Day, or whatever tf they say (Bars…). The actual event doesn’t mean that much to me, anymore. I’m nearly not as big of an NFL fan as I used to be. Partly because of how they did (and continue to do) Kaepernick. Partly because of how they chose everything else over the Black folks who play their game and consume their product. Partly because I’m a Cowboys fan whose owner is probably the most racist owner in the league in a league full of racist…

America Exhausted After Punishing Racism One Time

By now, most, if not all of us are aware of the guilty verdict handed down by the jury in the Derek Chauvin trial. Chauvin, who was found guilty of killing George Floyd on May 25, 2020, when he, without mercy, knelt on Floyd’s neck and back for 9 minutes and 29 seconds. In the wake of the murder, which was recorded on video, a public outcry against racial injustice was heard around the country and frankly, the world. With the world watching, the American justice system seemed to finally…

Interview with the Bonnet

By now, most of us have either watched or have been made aware of relationship scammer, I mean “guru” Derrick Jaxn and his extramarital affair that sent shockwaves throughout the Black Social Media-verse. And I’m sure most are also aware of the damage control done by Mr. Jaxn when he brought along his wife to convince his fans and (laughably) the internet that he was a reformed person. Well, while the damage control did lead to reasonable questions about whether Mrs. Jaxn got on live voluntarily or not, one thing…

A List of Potential LLC Twitter Tweets You May See on your Timeline

LLC Twitter’s power is growing. Have you felt it? They are coming. And there is nothing we can do to stop them. Once America and its “Here N*gga, Damn” Act was signed by the President, our timelines will soon be filled with tweets from LLC Twitter enthusiast, telling people what to do with their money. But while there is nothing we can do to stop the onslaught of tweets, we can, at the very least, identify them so we can easily scroll past with relative ease. Here are potential tweets…