Exclusive Interview: COVID-19 Pops Bottles at Afterparty with Gucci and Jeezy

By now, all of us are familar with the monumental Trap Verzuz that took place last night. And many are probably wondering what went down at the afterparty last night at the famous Atlanta nightclub, Compound, last night. Well, we had a chance to catch up with the infamous and evil COVID-19 aka Coronavirus aka Rona aka The Wuhan Bat Bully, and here is what he had to say about his experience popping bottles with Jeezy and Gucci at the Verzuz afterparty. BWNC: Glad you can join us. You still…

How Did Jeezy Win Trapper of the Year Four Times in a Row?

Let’s consider this.. Young Jeezy once stated he won Trapper of the Year four times in a row and no one looked into the the validity of that claim. But why? Was his apex that monumental, that no one considered questioning or probing into how one would win Trapper of the Year once, let alone four times, consecutively? What are the criteria’s/guidelines to determine such an achievement? What does the peer review process entail? Do they bring in dug users to test the product of the nominees before reaching a…

20 Things That Taste Better Than Candy Corn

1.) Candy 2.) Corn 3.) Supper (white people dinner) 4.) A McRib that’s been on the planet Venus for two months. 5.) Defeat 6.) Mississippi Delta Water 7.) Earring backs 8.) Orange juice right after brushing your teeth 9.) Moral victories 10.) Your girl trying to cook your momma’s recipe for the first time 11.) Anything labeled as “soul food” that’s not cooked in the South 12.) The state of Florida 13.) Lil Wayne’s last living dreadlock 14.) Everclear 15.) Black and Mild breath 16.) Blood from when you cut…

Lil Wayne Endorsing Trump, Explained

“Who is Lil Wayne?” Lil Wayne is a rapper. “Oh, yeah, that makes sense. So, why is he called Lil Wayne?” Well, the “Lil” derives from his stature being similar to that of an Homunculus. And his first name is DeWayne. Last name, Carter. Carter, btw, is the name of like his last 10 albums. But you need to only concern yourself with the first three Carters. Well, Carter 4 was good. And Carter 5 was pretty good. But you know, just not as good as Carter 1-3. And Carter…

BWNC Exclusive: Leaked Conversation between Trump & Advisor discussing Ice Cube’s Plan

Advisor: A rapper wants to meet with you. Trump: Who, Tupac? Tupac is a dear friend of mine. Advisor: No, Ice Cube. Trump: Is he a black? Advisor: Yes. Trump: Can he win me some negro votes? Advisor: Possibly. Trump: Covefe! Send him in. Wait, before you do that, what does Negro Cuban want from me? Advisor: Ice Cube, and he wants to sell you on this 500 billion dollar plan for Black America. Trump: Covefe! Make sure he prints out the plan because after this meeting where we won’t…