Dozens of You Can Guess What Kind of People started singing the National Anthem at Walmart

I completely missed this over the weekend, but apparently in an event that injected American Patriotism and Nationalism with 500 cc’s of Cialis, a bunch of people in a Texas Walmart starting an impromptu, off key rendition of the American National Anthem. Now, of course we know that every National Anthem is probably sung off key. Hell, I’m pretty sure it was written off key by slave owner and anti-abolitionist, Francis Scott Key. Off key, by Key. Get it? Ahh, never mind. Anyway, when the video popped up on my…

We Interview Weed and it’s reaction to the Sha’Carri Richardson Suspension

We are back again with another exclusive interview. BWNC, over the last couple of years, have nabbed a lot of exclusive interviews, but honestly, we never thought we would get Weed aka THC aka Marijuana aka Cannibas aka Your Grandma’s secret medicine. Well, in light of Sha’Carri Richardson being suspended for one month by the Olympic Committee due testing positive for marijuana, getting an interview with the substance was in very high demand. No pun intended on high. Ok, maybe some. Anyway, we got it. And it had a lot…

We Interview Casamigos and How it Became the Official Black People Drink of Summer

In a shocking turn of events, Casamigos has seemingly emerged as the official Black people drink of summer. I honestly noticed the trend before this summer, when my Babymomma would request for me to pick up this Casamigos drink from the liquor store during the 30 year quarantine. Here I was, with my regular shmegular Tito’s vodka, while she was knee deep in this new tequila, loving every drunk minute of it. But I thought nothing of it. I figured it was something she got from her IG timeline or…

For Halloween I’m Going as Critical Race Theory

When I step outside to take my kids trick or treating, and thus beginning my annual evil masterplan of stealing their candy, I may…I mean my kids may unfortunately receive less candy than usual. And when they see their candy buckets being only halfway full, they look up with sadness. They may even cry. They may ask, “Daddy, why?” And I will look them dead in their face, proud as can be, and reply, “Honey, it was worth it. I scared the shit out of them. Now let’s go to…

The American Government is the Popeyes of Governments

We did a lot of Juneteenth, last Juneteenth. Like, it was a lot. I wrote some shit , you wrote some shit, my momma probably wrote some shit, KD’s burner account probably wrote some shit. Everybody wrote some shit. With this universal dedication to bring Juneteenth awareness, it sparked a lot of conversation and a lot of education. This education and awareness trickled into 2021, when the federal government announced that Juneteenth would be recognized as an official federal holiday. That’s right, it only took 150 years to recognize the…