Pro Confederate Flaggers Should Just Go Back To Their Country! Oh, Wait

When you say Flaggers, you gotta say it with a hard “er.” It’s important. The hard “er” is very important. When you say it with a hard “er,” that lets these Flaggers know that you are serious when you yell, “Go back to your country, you fucking Flaggers!” Wait a minute, do Flaggers call each other Flaggas? Like, what if a Flagger is having second thoughts about the Confederate Flag? What if they realize it is a symbol of hate? What would this mean? I can picture it. A die-hard…

Can We Defund Candace Owens?

Defund is the word of the month, so far. Defund..Defund..Defund.. Personally, I think if you say Defund enough, it starts to sound like someone’s name. You know, Defund Johnson, or Defundia Walker, or Defundtavious Caldwell-Jenkins. America taught me that “Defund” is not a bad term. In fact, it’s a good term, meant to improve spending by taking away unnecessary funds being spent here and instead putting it over there. America taught me that Defunding a bunch of shit is A-OK.. Defund the educationDefund the welfareDefund the ObamacareDefund the Planned ParenthoodDefund…

White People, White Peopling…Again

I love white people, white peopling. In fact, we expect white people to always white people. It’s one of the few joys we have as black people. White people, white peopling is usually harmless and allows us to make fun of white people, white peopling. But ever since white people decided that white supremacy is bad about eeeh, a month ago, white people are making it a mission to out white people other white people, white peopling. Essentially, they have upgraded their white peopling. White people out here washing feet,…

BWNC Exclusive Interview: An Intimate Sit Down With Drew Brees’ Apology

It’s a warm sunny day here in our nations capitol. As I pretended to enjoy another Zoom work meeting with my work colleagues, I got a phone call. A 504 area code to be exact. I initially assumed it was my cousin calling me about the weather, which would inevitably lead to him asking me if he could borrow $20. Like, who needs $20? Just ask for $100, you know? And don’t say borrow, because borrow means paying the mf and he has never paid the mf back. Anyway… It…

BWNC Exclusive Interview: Amy Cooper’s Former Dog Barks His Truth

We at Black With No Chaser don’t shy away from the truth. Even if it means seeking it in the most unusual places. In the past, we have conducted interviews with everyone from the “Master” of Netflix to Daenerys Targaryen’s dragon, Drogon, after he assisted with the destruction of King’s Landing. Three lives were impacted the moment Amy Cooper recklessly decided to call the police on an innocent black man. We have heard from both Amy and Christian Cooper (no relation), including an apology issued by Amy after she suffered…