I Got 21 Questions for Daniel Cameron

Daniel Cameron is Kentucky’s black Attorney General. He loves white people more than white people. And so, I got questions. 1. Where did it go wrong? 2. When you became a koon, did you start glowing like Sho’nuff from The Last Dragon? 3. Do you smile that hard to signal white people that you are safe? 4. Why do you have so many teeth? 5. Are extra teeth a prerequisite in order to become a koon? 6. Do you hate black women and why is the answer yes? 7. Do…

Virtual Schooling Is Extremely Ghetto

“SHUT THE FUCK UP,” yelled my 5 year old’s kindergarten teacher at her own kids. Ok, she didn’t say “the fuck,” but she should’ve said it. I wouldn’t have blamed her if she did say it. In fact, I’m upset she didn’t say it. And that’s because I feel my 5 year old’s teacher’s pain. I feel her rage. And her rage has probably reached Super Saiyan levels because not only does she have to teach other kids, she has to also watch her kids. That’s some ghetto ass shit.…

The Unassisted Supremacy: Disney is the Queen of Pop

The headline says it all and I’m not taking it back. If you’ve ever logged into Twitter Dot Com, you already know that we spend a lot of our time reminiscing about our childhoods. I’m 21, born in 1998, and I don’t know what category age group I fall into, but I do know everyone who I grew up with share this same opinion. In a time where my Grandma wasn’t a fan of me watching BET or MTV so I snuck behind her back, or watched from the hallway…

#AllBuildingsMatter Is The Greatest Thing To Ever Exist, Ever

My petty heart is full. And now, I will say my Petty Prayer. The PETTY is my shepherd, I shall not want. It makes me lie down in African Mother Land pastures. It leads me beside petty, troubled waters. Yet, it restores my soul. It guides me in the paths of pettiness for the sake of it’s name. Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of White America and Mayonnaise, I will fear no racists, for Petty are with me. It’s rod and it’s staff, they comfort me.It prepares a table before me in the presence of racist ass white folks. It anoints my head with black oil moisturizer, my…

P-Valley is DOPE, Fake Ass Mississippi Accents and All

Just think about this..(slight spoilers, btw) When P-Valley first comes on, you are kind of paying attention but you are kind of doing other shit. You know, like you are watching scenes from the previous week and maybe the first two or three minutes of the current episode, but you are also doing shit with your phone, or maybe dealing with your bad ass kids. Fuck if I know. BUT…BUT when that “Down in The Valley, where the girls get naked” stripper trap bop come on, that’s when you start…