Black In Blue: A Black Capitol Police Officer Speaks Out

A Black Capitol Police Officer speaks out following the Insurrection on January 6.   If privilege was a person, it would look like every motherf**ker that was in there. It’s been almost 2 weeks since the TerrorInsurrectionists stormed the U.S. Capitol—or as I like to call it: the day the world saw just how delusional and dangerous president-sponsored white supremacists can be.  Once the dust settled and the night air dissipated the lingering clouds of tear gas, this country was left with a building that—possibly for the first time in its…

President Trump to start OnlyFans

The 45th President of the United States, Donald J (the J is for Juicy) Trump will create an OnlyFans account for the purpose of continuing to screw millions of his followers, virtually. Juicy Trump, who screwed millions of his followers with empty promises and lies on Twitter for almost a decade, has been kicked off the social media giant, thanks in large part to starting a Cracker Coup that turned out to be as thin as, well, as thin as their lips. Not to be outdone by Twitter, the whole,…

Twitter Banishes Trump to the Herman Cain Twitter Shadow Realm

Twitter, like many of Trump’s top officials, have officially decided to cut the cord after profiting from the racism, xenophobia, white nationalism, and misogyny Trump has spewed on their platform for over a decade. I guess we shouldn’t be too shocked, given that Trump sent a cornucopia of toothless inbred mercenaries to storm Capitol Hill earlier this week, when Congress was set to ratify the Electoral College results. Because you know, fuck the years of racism of Trump spewed on one of the worlds largest platforms. Who knew that if…

Stacey Abrams Took The Bag and Ran With It

John Lewis knew Black equity couldn’t be obtained without the power to vote. Something so precious must be important, right? Or else why would white folks continue to try to take it away? Because when portions of this country began restricting voting rights (again), black folks kind of all say to themselves, at the exact same time… “Hmm, that’s odd.” John Lewis, my parents, your grandmomma, they all tried to warn us. Our ancestors always warn us when trouble is afoot. They warn us because, clearly, they love us more…

With My $600 Stimulus, I’m going to buy an LLC entitled: “STFU Telling Me To Buy an LLC”

Twitter LLC’s power is growing. Have you felt it? They are coming. And there is nothing we can do to stop them. When America and their ghetto ass “Here Nigga, Damn” Stimulus Act gets passed by Congress and signed by the President, our timelines will be filled with “Instead of buying that PS5, you should be buying 5 LLCs” posts. But y’all know what? Fuck it. I’m going to take the advice of the numb nuts, for once, and purchase an LLC. And I already have an idea of what…