BWNC Exclusive: Leaked Conversation between Trump & Advisor discussing Ice Cube’s Plan

Advisor: A rapper wants to meet with you. Trump: Who, Tupac? Tupac is a dear friend of mine. Advisor: No, Ice Cube. Trump: Is he a black? Advisor: Yes. Trump: Can he win me some negro votes? Advisor: Possibly. Trump: Covefe! Send him in. Wait, before you do that, what does Negro Cuban want from me? Advisor: Ice Cube, and he wants to sell you on this 500 billion dollar plan for Black America. Trump: Covefe! Make sure he prints out the plan because after this meeting where we won’t…

BWNC Exclusive: The Fly and Why He’s Angry He Received More Airtime than Black Lives

I’ve interviewed countless historical figures, everyone from Central Park Karen’s dog to Jonathan Issac’s Knee. But securing an interview with the fly from the Vice Presidential debate caused me to self reflect. As I walked outside this morning, coffee in hand, while the cool, yet comfortable air calmly greeted my face, I noticed how bright the sun was. The sun’s beam, along with every sip of my coffee, provided a subtle relief from the comfortable, yet brisk air. “Shoo, fly,” I yelled. I was pissed that a fly would disturb…