Chrissy Teigen Called Trump a P*ssy A** B*tch and I’m OK With That

Chrissy Teigen has made a name for herself over the years. Going from John Legend’s “girl” to doing a whole bunch of shit I can’t exactly name off the top of my head at this present moment, she has managed to turn her outgoing personality into a reliable source of income that rivals her husband’s. Personally, I’ve always been a Chrissy Teigen fan. Sure, she can be a bit annoying, at times, but her wittiness and charm and the lack of fucks she gives outweighs any annoyance she may distribute here and there. So, when she called Trump a “pussy ass bitch,” I said to myself, “Well, he is, though.”

Just to give a little backstory, Trump, in an effort to show how much he “cares” for the black community, and marginalized people in general, tweeted for attention, that he is owed credit for signing the Fist Step Act, some law that is suppose to address prison reform by seeking to reduce recidivism. I mean, sure, the bill would take modest steps to reform the criminal justice system and ease very punitive prison sentences at the federal level. It would affect only the federal system — which, with about 181,000 imprisoned people, holds a small but significant fraction of the US jail and prison population of 2.1 million. However, any impact on actual mass incarceration, the illness this bill was made to cure, will be small, in scope. Also, just to put shit in perspective, before we throw Trump a Black Lives Matter parade, the law may let thousands of federal inmates out early, but, as noted in the Washington Post, more than 1,700 people are released from prison every day already — so the bill in one sense only equates to adding a few more days of typical releases to the year. Furthermore, nothing in the bill is that groundbreaking, particularly compared to the state-level reforms that have passed in recent years, from reduced prison sentences across the board to the defelonization of drug offenses to marijuana legalization. That’s one reason the bill is dubbed a “first step.” So, does Trump deserve a pat on the back and sugarless cookie? Sure. Does the orange, racist bastard deserve a parade? Absolutely fucking not.

Now, back to Chrissy Teigen and nem. Trump, whose attention whoring frustrations boiled over to the surface, attacked John Legend, Chrissy Teigen, CNN, Lester Holt (Like, who tf has a problem with Lester Holt??) and Democrats, in general, for not giving him enough credit for simply doing the bare minimum in passing the First Step Act. This frustration led to Trump tweeting, “Guys like boring musician @johnlegend, and his filthy mouthed wife, are talking now about how great it is – but I didn’t see them around when we needed help getting it passed.” And so Chrissy, in an effort to address the “his filthy mouthed wife” comment, called him the equivalent of a bitch ass nigga. And she isn’t lying. This isn’t the first time Chrissy has had Trump shooketh. Trump actually blocked Chrissy on Twitter back in 2017. However, a U.S. Appeals Court ruled that because Trump uses his twitter for “official government business,” he cannot block users on twitter. So, here we are. It’s 2019, and the President of the United States is sub-tweeting a celebrity and that celebrity, with all her non fucks given, called the President of the United States the equivalency of a bitch ass nigga.

What a time…to be alive.

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