Jay-Z: You chose dinner with me over 500k?
Me: Yep!
Jay-Z: Why?
Me: Don’t mean why not?
Jay-Z: No, I mean why.
Me: I mean, don’t you have the keys to life? I’m trying to get this paper!
Jay-Z: But “getting to the paper” would’ve been choosing the 500k.
Me: Huh?
Jay-Z: Never mind. What you mean by the keys to life?
Me: Yeah, you know, like, MAJOR keys!
Jay-Z: N*gga, you think we in a rap video?
Me: I mean, why not. I got bars.
Jay-Z: Oh, so you can rap?
Me: Yeah.
Jay-Z: Can you rap well?
Me: Oh. Nah.
Jay-Z: So why are you here?
Me: Because I’m thinking outside the spect..spect..spect..shit, what’s that word?
Jay-Z: Spectrum?
Me: Yeah! I’m thinking outside the specteromater. Cause, you know, why make 500K when you can teach me to make a billion.
Jay-Z: A billion?
Me: Oh, you thinking trillion?!?
Jay-Z:
Me:
Jay-Z:
Me:
Jay-Z: Aight bruh, I’m out.
Me: Bet bet! Ima holla at ya later, big bro!!
Me, posting on social media: “Just had dinner with Hov. We continuing our power dinner at the Roc Nation Brunch. I don’t see how y’all do that 9-5. We got the same 20-foe. #LLConTheWay #HovTaughtMe #GetMoney #YallSomeBrokeBoys”
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