June 9, 2023

By now, all of us are familar with the monumental Trap Verzuz that took place last night.

And many are probably wondering what went down at the afterparty last night at the famous Atlanta nightclub, Compound, last night. Well, we had a chance to catch up with the infamous and evil COVID-19 aka Coronavirus aka Rona aka The Wuhan Bat Bully, and here is what he had to say about his experience popping bottles with Jeezy and Gucci at the Verzuz afterparty.

BWNC: Glad you can join us. You still hungover from last night?

COVID-19: Hell yeah. We had that thang going last night. Bottles, women, kush, trap music. It was a Trappers Delight in there. But I stopped by Waffle House, and did my thing in there, so, ya know, I’m not feeling too bad.

BWNC: Good. Wait, I mean bad. I shouldn’t be rooting for your health. But anyway, how was it in there last night?

COVID-19: Oh, it was a movie. And by movie, I mean a scary movie for their immune systems. I was in there DEEP, know what I’m saying. But to be honest, I think I missed a few.

BWNC: Missed a few? What do you mean?

COVID-19: Nah, I mean that when people exhale in large crowds, that’s great for me. That’s when I put in my best work. But it was so much weed smoke in the air, I kind of got confused. So, you know, instead of entering other folks airways, I was running into speakers and ciroc bottles and shit. I was zooted!

BWNC: Well, that’s somewhat comforting to hear, I guess. What did you think of the actual verzuz last night?

COVID-19: I loved it. Jeezy went into that verzuz hoping to win and have a good time. Gucci went into that verzuz hoping to disrespect and fight. It was a great pregame for the afterparty.

BWNC: Do you think the truce at the end, when they both played “So Icy,” was genuine?

COVID-19: It felt genuine to me! All three of us were laughing, having a great time last night in the club. The DJ played some of their greatest Atlanta hits and I made a greatest hits classic last night. It was great.

BWNC: That sounds horrible.

COVID-19: Well, from your point of view, I can see that.

BWNC: Well, that’s all I got. Any last words before we wrap this up?

COVID-19: Yeah. That verzuz last night was a monumental moment for hip hop and for Atlanta hip hop, specifically. Trap music holds a special place in all of our hearts and let us always appreciate that feeling trap music gives us. Also, don’t forget to not wear your mask. Wearing masks are for losers.

Leslie McLemore writes about a lot of different shit for Black With No Chaser. He is also the Takeaway Kang and is the father of two beautiful girls, one of which gets on every nerve he has. The other one is sweet. So, you know, balance. 

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