Lil Wayne Endorsing Trump, Explained

“Who is Lil Wayne?”

Lil Wayne is a rapper.

“Oh, yeah, that makes sense. So, why is he called Lil Wayne?”

Well, the “Lil” derives from his stature being similar to that of an Homunculus. And his first name is DeWayne. Last name, Carter. Carter, btw, is the name of like his last 10 albums. But you need to only concern yourself with the first three Carters. Well, Carter 4 was good. And Carter 5 was pretty good. But you know, just not as good as Carter 1-3. And Carter 2 was the best, imo. That’s apex Way..

“Wait, so you’re a Wayne fan?”

Yep.

“Are you dissappointed that he endorsed a racist?”

Nope.

“Why?”

Because it’s Lil Wayne.

“Huh?”

It’s Lil Wayne. I listen to Lil Wayne for his music. Not to get his opinion on how Trump’s healthcare policy will adversely affect the black low income class for a generation.

“Gotcha, so you are putting Lil Wayne in a box. But isn’t that like, shut up and dribble?”

Nah.

“Why?”

Because the nigga rap. He don’t hoop.

“Ok, let me rephrase the question. Are you telling Lil Wayne to shut up and rap?”

Nah, because I’m not telling him to STFU. He can endorse Terry Crews and the Coonets for all I care. But also, as it pertains to the “shut up and ____” which derives from a Fox News Karen Ingraham telling Lebron James to shut up and dribble, Lebron didn’t put himself in a position to be a puppet for a racist and a racist administration.

“What do you think caused Lil Wayne to endorse Trump?”

His taxes or his drug intake or maybe a little bit of both.

“Is it disappointing that rappers whom you’ve listened to for years are endorsing Trump?”

At first I was like, ahh shit, another rapper who litters my playlist with timeless classics endorsed this toupee scallywag, ain’t got no hair in back racist ass President. But then I was lik..

“Shout out to Project Pat, btw.”

Hell yeah. Project Pat is one of the most underrated rappers in modern history. His storytelling is tier one and I dare you to try and skip a track on Mistah Don’t Play, Everythang’s Working. I DARE you. But, anyway, but then I was like, why am I surprised? Like, when’s the last time I said to myself, “You know who has an excellent grasp on policy? The nigga who rapped, ‘My cocaine white as a white beluga, I like bazookas’” Like, a beluga whale is already white. And did he think beluga rhymes with bazooka?

And I’m suppose to take this nigga or his endorsement serious?

Nah.

“So are you saying don’t cancel Lil Wayne?”

Of course not. I’m not saying don’t cancel Lil Wayne. Like, fuck em, and you can do whatever you want. But I’m also not about to take serious a mf who probably doesn’t know the three branches of government.

Like, if someone says to themselves, “You know what, I was on the fence about who to vote for, but since lil Wayne endorsed Trump, I’m voting for Trump,” more than likely, that dumb mf was voting for Trump or a dead guerrilla anyway.

Leslie McLemore writes about a lot of different shit for Black With No Chaser. He is also the Takeaway Kang and is the father of two beautiful girls, one of which gets on every nerve he has. The other one is sweet. So, you know, balance. 

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