Shit I’d Rather Do Than Look For Common Ground With a Trump Supporter

  1. Watch another Ted Bundy Documentary on Netflix.
  2. Ponder why Ted Bundy has more Netflix specials than Monique.
  3. Eat a medium rare Wuhan Bat.
  4. Participate in white people activities like go to a thrift store in search of Beatles records on vinyl or climb Mount Everest.
  5. Listen to Taylor Swift cover another Earth, Wind & Fire classic.
  6. Rely on Lauryn Hill to arrive in time to defuse a nuclear bomb that would destroy the world.
  7. Refund the Police.
  8. Pay student loans.
  9. Resuscitate Lil Wayne’s last dying dreadlock.
  10. Cardio.
  11. Get drunk with Ramsey Bolton and Joffrey Baratheon/Lannister
  12. Pay for Only Fans.
  13. Writing for White With No Seasoning.
  14. Following Terry Crews on Twitter.
  15. Watch a Lil Nicky centric episode of Fresh Prince (Well, except for the Boyz II Men episode. That was fiyah)
  16. Explain Lovecraft Country.
  17. Try to laugh at a Tiffany Haddish joke.
  18. Attempt to figure out who came to see Otis.
  19. Talk shit about Beyonce on Al Gore’s internet.
  20. Live in Florida.

Leslie McLemore writes about a lot of different shit for Black With No Chaser. He is also the Takeaway Kang and is the father of two beautiful girls, one of which gets on every nerve he has. The other one is sweet. So, you know, balance. 

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