Congress

Ted Cruz has been a bad senator. Now we know that he’s a bad dad.

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Ted Cruz has been a bad senator. Now we know that he’s a bad dad.

kellyebeathea February 18, 2021

U.S. Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) fleeing from a state of emergency that he is supposed to help remedy is a blatant act of cowardice.

Yes I’m mad that America America’d: A Late Night Rant on the Senate Impeachment Trial

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Yes I’m mad that America America’d: A Late Night Rant on the Senate Impeachment Trial

kellyebeathea February 13, 2021

I’m mad because I also expect 45’s acquittal to be just the beginning of some TERRIBLE case law. This acquittal set, quite possibly, the worst legal precedent since Dred Scott v. Sandford.

With My $600 Stimulus, I’m going to buy an LLC entitled: “STFU Telling Me To Buy an LLC”

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With My $600 Stimulus, I’m going to buy an LLC entitled: “STFU Telling Me To Buy an LLC”

lmclemore23 December 22, 2020

Twitter LLC’s power is growing. Have you felt it? They are coming. And there is nothing we can do to stop them. When America and their ghetto ass “Here Nigga, Damn” Stimulus Act gets passed by Congress and signed by the President, our timelines will be filled with “Instead of buying that PS5, you should be buying 5 LLCs” posts. But y’all know what? Fuck it. I’m going to...

White People, White Peopling…Again

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White People, White Peopling…Again

lmclemore23 June 8, 2020

I love white people, white peopling. In fact, we expect white people to always white people. It’s one of the few joys we have as black people. White people, white peopling is usually harmless and allows us to make fun of white people, white peopling. But ever since white people decided that white supremacy is bad about eeeh, a month ago, white people are making it a mission to...

OPINION: Trump is ‘Shook’ at Podium While Addressing the World on Iran Conflict

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OPINION: Trump is ‘Shook’ at Podium While Addressing the World on Iran Conflict

Cirilo Manego III January 8, 2020

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Trump addressed the world today amid the current conflict between the United States and Iran. Trump, who once seemed more confident in going to war with Iran just a day or two ago, seemed shook at the podium in an attempt to tell the world and the American people that Iran “appears to be standing down”. In other words, “I don’t know what these people going...