OPINION: Trump is ‘Shook’ at Podium While Addressing the World on Iran Conflict

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Trump addressed the world today amid the current conflict between the United States and Iran. Trump, who once seemed more confident in going to war with Iran just a day or two ago, seemed shook at the podium in an attempt to tell the world and the American people that Iran “appears to be standing down”. In other words, “I don’t know what these people going to do after they done stole off on my a**!” If you are wondering what is being referred to, last night…

BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg Develops Sudden Stutter Syndrome

Sudden Stutter Syndrome is a horrific ailment that can be contracted by even the smartest of us. Sudden Stutter Syndrome is usually brought on by stress, panic and “N*gga, why is you lying” questioning from your significant other. Sudden Stutter Syndrome can flare up during multiple scenarios, ranging from your wife finding your burner phone to being bombarded with questions about your multi-billion dollar social media empire by Congress on Capitol Hill. Mark Zuckerberg usually comes across as an awkward, well-mannered super nerd who happens to run a multibillion-dollar social…

Your Daily Shot: 5 Things You Need To Know On McConnell, Tropical Storm Erick and, Festival Shooting and More

Much has happened over the weekend. Let’s see if we can catch you up with Your Daily Shot. From Sen. Mitch McConnell taking lobbyist dollars from a voting machine company before blocking election security bills to Tropical Storms Erick and Flossie approaching hurricane status.