Virtual Schooling Is Extremely Ghetto

“SHUT THE FUCK UP,” yelled my 5 year old’s kindergarten teacher at her own kids. Ok, she didn’t say “the fuck,” but she should’ve said it. I wouldn’t have blamed her if she did say it. In fact, I’m upset she didn’t say it. And that’s because I feel my 5 year old’s teacher’s pain. I feel her rage. And her rage has probably reached Super Saiyan levels because not only does she have to teach other kids, she has to also watch her kids. That’s some ghetto ass shit.…

5 Women Quarantined and Left w/o Food, Water, Medicine and Staff Support in Mississippi Prison

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Five women have been reported as quarantined in Quick Bed at the Central Mississippi Correctional Facility (CMCF). The women have been left without food, water, medicine such as insulin and medical staff support. The guards on duty have placed garbage bags over the windows and cameras preventing the women from reaching out for help. The women are relying on the guards’ good mercy and capacity to come and check on them. This information was received from a loved one of a woman that was placed in quarantine.…

Somebody Kill Rona! This Heffa is Making Me Fat!

For the love of God, please kill Corona. Not only has she turned life upside down, but this heffa has the nerve to make me fat too! OMG the emotional eating is real over here bruh! I might as well have opened the newest soul food restaurant in my house serving all the fried, smothered in gravy, cornbread filled meals, equipped with the best full service bakery in town! But this has to stop TODAY!!! If not, I’m going to fall into the land of no return!!   Emotional Eating is the devil!!!!! But there is…

Their Body, Their Choice: Allow Trump And His Supporters To Exercise Their Right to Choose

I refuse to waiver my Pro Choice stance. The monumental Supreme Court case, Roe v. Wade deemed that a woman’s right to choose is a constitutional right. This right was again, reaffirmed, in Planned Parenthood v. Casey. But I would even take it a step further. The right to choose what someone does with their body shouldn’t just apply to pregnancy. Whether it’s assisted suicide or accidental suicide via idiocy, our right to choose is one of our most precious constitutional commodities. As an attorney, I can justifiably make the…