Racist PoS Radio Host, Don Imus, Dead At 79, And I Can’t Figure Out What I’m Drinking On Tonight

Don Imus is dead. *Yawn* Yes, the same Don Imus who looked like a dead white woman going through the first stages of rigor mortis and who once famously referred to black women as “nappy-headed hoes” has died, tonight at the age of 79. I know, I know, not gone soon enough. *Was “nappy-headed hoes” gate a one time thing or no?* Of course not. See, this wasn’t the first and only time Don Imus allowed his racism to shine. Imus, may he rest in Black Hell aka Ronald Reagan…