Tag: Humor

You Think You Know Microsoft Excel Until It’s Time to Microsoft Excel Some Shit

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Is it just me, or has Excel gotten confusing as shit, lately? Listen, I know it’s always been a little confusing for me growing up, but gawd damn, I can’t even copy and paste properly anymore. And don’t get me started on these gawd damn formulas or how Excel will sometimes just say fuck it, and crash. Or how creating a chart or spreadsheet is easy, peasy, but formatting that it requires you to take one of those brain pills from the movie Limitless. But the reason I bring up…

People On the Internet Offended by WAP Video Leaves Internet Porn Perplexed

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“WAP” by Cardi B and Meg Thee Stallion has taken the world by storm. However, not everyone is impressed by the song, nor the video. The video, which featured fine ass women twerking and rapping, should’ve been universally praised for fine ass women twerking and rapping, along with, you know, visuals or something. However, not everyone views it that way. People on the, wait for it, internet, along with politicians on the, wait for it, internet were flabbergasted by what they deemed as oversexualization on the, wait for it, internet.…

If Someone Has To Hit You With The “It’s Not a Scam” Disclaimer, Then It’s a MF Scam

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Every time a stimulus check hits someone’s checking account, a new pyramid scheme is born.. Or at least that seems to be case based on what I’ve seen on my timeline. Pyramid schemes have always been annoying for many reasons. Not only are they illegal, but, more importantly, they are a complete waste of money and time. Pyramid schemes often preys on the young, old and most vulnerable (especially people of color), financially, by relying on the recruitment of new members to bring in money. 99% of the time, the…

Revelations From Childhood: I listened to Mokenstef’s Song “He’s Mine” as an Adult and Got Pissed Off

CJ Lawrence

Ok I just want to rant for a minute. Hopefully y’all don’t get lost in the Meme even though it’s funny as fuck….  “He’s Mine” the song from MoKenStef in the 1990s gotta be a top 2 all time stupid song lyrically and situationally… I mean the lyrics went something like:  Chorus: “He’s Mine… You may have got him once but I got him all the time.”  Now that don’t make no damn sense. First of all… How? How you got him “all the time” if she got him once?…

Learning When I Should STFU: How I Survived Lizzo-Gate

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I don’t recall the first set of ass cheeks that started my life long journey of being attracted to voluptuous women, or as my daddy would say, “Women wit some meat on em,” but I do recall being just as attracted to Ursula as I was Ariel when I watched the Little Mermaid for the first time. Ursula, who was thicker than refrigerated gumbo, would swim her fine self in that little ass sea cave she was regulated to, as she bellowed out notes any lead vocalist at a black…