Tag: Humor

Revelations From Childhood: I listened to Mokenstef’s Song “He’s Mine” as an Adult and Got Pissed Off

CJ Lawrence

Ok I just want to rant for a minute. Hopefully y’all don’t get lost in the Meme even though it’s funny as fuck….  “He’s Mine” the song from MoKenStef in the 1990s gotta be a top 2 all time stupid song lyrically and situationally… I mean the lyrics went something like:  Chorus: “He’s Mine… You may have got him once but I got him all the time.”  Now that don’t make no damn sense. First of all… How? How you got him “all the time” if she got him once?…

Learning When I Should STFU: How I Survived Lizzo-Gate

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I don’t recall the first set of ass cheeks that started my life long journey of being attracted to voluptuous women, or as my daddy would say, “Women wit some meat on em,” but I do recall being just as attracted to Ursula as I was Ariel when I watched the Little Mermaid for the first time. Ursula, who was thicker than refrigerated gumbo, would swim her fine self in that little ass sea cave she was regulated to, as she bellowed out notes any lead vocalist at a black…

EXCLUSIVE: The Julia Roberts Playing Harriet Tubman Transcripts

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By now, you most of us know of the revelation that a Hollywood Executive once floated around the idea of Julia Roberts playing Harriett Tubman back in 1994. Well, after contacting a cornucopia of Hollywood sources in Los Angeles, Black With No Chaser was able to obtain an exclusive transcript of the conversation between top Hollywood Executives who considered white actress Julia Roberts for the role of Harriet Tubman. We must warn you, the conversation maybe extremely disturbing due to the seemingly infinite amount of privilege, ignorance and caucasity. *Bob walks…

Chrissy Teigen Called Trump a P*ssy A** B*tch and I’m OK With That

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Chrissy Teigen has made a name for herself over the years. Going from John Legend’s “girl” to doing a whole bunch of shit I can’t exactly name off the top of my head at this present moment, she has managed to turn her outgoing personality into a reliable source of income that rivals her husband’s. Personally, I’ve always been a Chrissy Teigen fan. Sure, she can be a bit annoying, at times, but her wittiness and charm and the lack of fucks she gives outweighs any annoyance she may distribute…