Dear Future Black Presidential Candidates..

Dear Future Black Presidential Candidates, Your blackness will have to shine like a diamond chain in an early 2000’s Cash Money video. Your blackness will have to be authentic and organic. Your blackness cannot be a steroid induced two-piece from Church’s. Your blackness must not be something you can turn on when you visit the local fried chicken joint or the Soul Train Awards, then turn off when you visit farmers in Iowa. When you visit those white folk farmers in Iowa, you need to remind them that you are…