Melania Trump gives amazing speech, makes moral case against Donald Trump at DNC

The nation is deeply moved, as well as deeply perplexed as to why First Lady Melania Trump’s speech quickly turned into a powerful condemnation of President Donald Trump’s record and handling of the pandemic. While declaring her husband to be “in over his head,” Melania Trump continued to say, “Donald Trump is the wrong president for our country. He cannot meet this moment. He simply cannot be who we need him to be for us.” First Lady Trump, who was wearing a necklace that said “vote,” channeled her inner black…

Kanye About As Deep As a Chick-fil-A Dipping Sauce

Kanye West said some shit. Kanye West said some dumb shit. Kanye West said some dumb shit, again. It’s a never ending cycle of Kanye saying dumb shit. To be honest, the dumb shit he said ain’t even worth going into it. And I know his mental health isn’t where it needs to be. And that is troubling. Because Kanye’s music help me get through some stressful times in my life. But his mental health, or lack thereof, is no excuse for Kanye morphing from the pro-black backpack rocking young…

BREAKING: Joe Biden Says Stupid Shit..Again

First off.. Dear White People Running for President, Listen, I know y’all want to be hip and shit. I know you want your “ear to the streets,” and you assume that the only way to sure up the young black vote is to “hit up” the Breakfast Club with Charlamagne, Angela Yee and DJ Envy, but maybe, just maybe y’all should avoid them like I’m out here avoiding this Rona. Avoid them like y’all avoid seasoning, if that makes it easier. Pretend like they are the living embodiment of salt,…

Electability Is A Russian Bot

Elizabeth Warren was it.. she was it, for me personally, I can’t even lie. She may not have been it for you, but she was it for me. But I didn’t go to bat on this white man’s internet as much as I should’ve. Going back and forth with people via Social Media is for the young and old, while I reside in the middle, observing comment battles—with a cup of cranberry juice, spiked with Tito’s Vodka—that rage on for a millennia. But honestly, I regret that.. because, to me,…

If I See One Moe F**king Bloomberg Commercial…

They haunt me.. Day and night, they haunt me. They appear out of nowhere when I’m awake and they visit me in my dreams when I’m asleep, instantly turning my pleasant dreams into dreadful nightmares. They stalk me. They walk with me. They follow me like a deathly shadow, waiting for me to acknowledge their existence. “White Supremacy?” Close, but no. Mike Bloomberg commercials. Michael Bloomberg and his commercials are scarier than Michael Myers. At this point, I’m considering taking karate lessons so I can attack his commercials like Busta…