I’m Going to Need Obama To Gentrify The White House

President Barack Obama is nice guy. He is well mannered and usually takes the high road. But fuck all that. I’m going to need him to be on some n*gga shit, mixed with some white woman shit. As our ancestors would probably coin it, “The Corona” is here, and it’s real. Having a dumbass in the White House is all fun in games until, you know, it stops being all fun and games. So here is what needs to happen. We are going to need Obama to gentrify the White…