Racist PoS Radio Host, Don Imus, Dead At 79, And I Can’t Figure Out What I’m Drinking On Tonight

Don Imus is dead. *Yawn* Yes, the same Don Imus who looked like a dead white woman going through the first stages of rigor mortis and who once famously referred to black women as “nappy-headed hoes” has died, tonight at the age of 79. I know, I know, not gone soon enough. *Was “nappy-headed hoes” gate a one time thing or no?* Of course not. See, this wasn’t the first and only time Don Imus allowed his racism to shine. Imus, may he rest in Black Hell aka Ronald Reagan…

Colin Kaepernick Released a Black Ass Shoe and I got Ideas for Future Black Ass Shoes

Colin Kaepernick released a woke, black ass shoe, yesterday. However, you would be forgiven if you didn’t know it was released yesterday because it sold out online just as quick as it was released. The dope black ass woke shoe aka Air Force 1 x Colin Kaepernick is made primarily of luxe black leather with the brand’s reflective swoosh logo leading to a silhouette of Kaepernick’s head on the heel tab. Kaepernick’s logo is featured on the tongue. However, my favorite part of the shoe is the bold and not-so-subtle…

Learning When I Should STFU: How I Survived Lizzo-Gate

I don’t recall the first set of ass cheeks that started my life long journey of being attracted to voluptuous women, or as my daddy would say, “Women wit some meat on em,” but I do recall being just as attracted to Ursula as I was Ariel when I watched the Little Mermaid for the first time. Ursula, who was thicker than refrigerated gumbo, would swim her fine self in that little ass sea cave she was regulated to, as she bellowed out notes any lead vocalist at a black…

Omarion Reached Auntie Maxine Waters Petty Levels

I love being petty. Besides breathing and living and shit, being petty is probably my most enjoyable, thought provoking exercise. And my petty runs deep, genetically speaking. My momma is petty, my daddy is petty and both of daughters are developing tier one petty skills, so much so that the Daycare has written one or two incident reports, citing my oldest daughter’s petty adventures. Being petty is an art and a practice that few have mastered. I pride myself on being petty and the length of petty I’m willing to…

EXCLUSIVE: The Julia Roberts Playing Harriet Tubman Transcripts

By now, you most of us know of the revelation that a Hollywood Executive once floated around the idea of Julia Roberts playing Harriett Tubman back in 1994. Well, after contacting a cornucopia of Hollywood sources in Los Angeles, Black With No Chaser was able to obtain an exclusive transcript of the conversation between top Hollywood Executives who considered white actress Julia Roberts for the role of Harriet Tubman. We must warn you, the conversation maybe extremely disturbing due to the seemingly infinite amount of privilege, ignorance and caucasity. *Bob walks…