BREAKING: Joe Biden Says Stupid Shit..Again

First off.. Dear White People Running for President, Listen, I know y’all want to be hip and shit. I know you want your “ear to the streets,” and you assume that the only way to sure up the young black vote is to “hit up” the Breakfast Club with Charlamagne, Angela Yee and DJ Envy, but maybe, just maybe y’all should avoid them like I’m out here avoiding this Rona. Avoid them like y’all avoid seasoning, if that makes it easier. Pretend like they are the living embodiment of salt,…

Their Body, Their Choice: Allow Trump And His Supporters To Exercise Their Right to Choose

I refuse to waiver my Pro Choice stance. The monumental Supreme Court case, Roe v. Wade deemed that a woman’s right to choose is a constitutional right. This right was again, reaffirmed, in Planned Parenthood v. Casey. But I would even take it a step further. The right to choose what someone does with their body shouldn’t just apply to pregnancy. Whether it’s assisted suicide or accidental suicide via idiocy, our right to choose is one of our most precious constitutional commodities. As an attorney, I can justifiably make the…

I’m Going to Need Obama To Gentrify The White House

President Barack Obama is nice guy. He is well mannered and usually takes the high road. But fuck all that. I’m going to need him to be on some n*gga shit, mixed with some white woman shit. As our ancestors would probably coin it, “The Corona” is here, and it’s real. Having a dumbass in the White House is all fun in games until, you know, it stops being all fun and games. So here is what needs to happen. We are going to need Obama to gentrify the White…

An Introspective Examination Into The Mind of POTUS: Breaking Down Trump’s Kansas City Tweet

Donald Trump is a f*cking idiot. That’s really all I got, but for sake of being petty, I’ll march onward. He’s a f*cking idiot. And when I say a f*cking idiot, I mean a f*cking idiot. There is a difference between being an idiot and being a f*cking idiot. Being an idiot entails that when someone asks you what’s 2 + 2, you say 5. Being a f*cking idiot is you being asked what’s 2 + 2 and you say jello. Jello. Like, who in the hell thinks that a…

Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant uses racist code language to keep a Black man from the U.S. Senate

Mississippi is one of those states that just cannot get out of its own way. According to a U.S. News 2018 and 2019 reports, Mississippi overall was ranked 48 out of 50 states in the union. In 2017, however, Mississippi was ranked 49 of 50. Guess who has been running the state over the course of this timeframe? Republicans. In fact, it has been nearly a decade of Republicans holding the trifecta of government: control of the governor’s mansion, senate and house.  Republicans are to blame, not the “liberal Democrats”…