Virtual Schooling Is Extremely Ghetto

“SHUT THE FUCK UP,” yelled my 5 year old’s kindergarten teacher at her own kids. Ok, she didn’t say “the fuck,” but she should’ve said it. I wouldn’t have blamed her if she did say it. In fact, I’m upset she didn’t say it. And that’s because I feel my 5 year old’s teacher’s pain. I feel her rage. And her rage has probably reached Super Saiyan levels because not only does she have to teach other kids, she has to also watch her kids. That’s some ghetto ass shit.…

You Think You Know Microsoft Excel Until It’s Time to Microsoft Excel Some Shit

Is it just me, or has Excel gotten confusing as shit, lately? Listen, I know it’s always been a little confusing for me growing up, but gawd damn, I can’t even copy and paste properly anymore. And don’t get me started on these gawd damn formulas or how Excel will sometimes just say fuck it, and crash. Or how creating a chart or spreadsheet is easy, peasy, but formatting that it requires you to take one of those brain pills from the movie Limitless. But the reason I bring up…