After 87 years of proudly calling their selves a racial slur, the Washington Football Team, or the Washington Racial Slurs, will no longer use that racial slur. Dan Snyder, the owner of the Washington Racial Slurs, as recently as 2013, stated that he would NEVER change the team name.
Well, never (especially in all caps) is so absolute, and honestly, I don’t blame him. I mean, who would’ve thought that America would decide to wake up one day and try not to be as racist. Like, America is still racist as a mf, but it is like 1%-5% less racist, which ultimately amounts to America getting rid of racist symbols, names and monuments.
Anyway, now that the Washington Racial Slurs will no longer be called the Washington Racial Slurs, I got some ideas I could run past them, if they didn’t mind. Considering that I live here in D.C., I think my input is more than justified, especially considering that I’ve had to deal with the tears of Washington Racial Slur fans as their team gets sorrier and sorrier, year after year.
- Washington Chocolate City
- Washington Gentrified Chocolate City
- Washington White Women Jogging
- Washington Milk Chocolate City Because of the Gentrification
- Washington Barack Obamas
- Washington Obamas
- DMV Old Bay Wings
- Washington Mumbo Sauces
- Washington Park at 14th
- Washington Congressional Black Caucus Week
- Washington Maxine Waters
- Washington No Taxation Without Representation
- Washington Take Those Fucking Speed Cameras Down
- Washington Metro Fares Are Getting Fucking Ridiculous
- Washington Marion Barrys
- Washington Loud Ass Goo Goo Musics
- Washington Day Parties
And these are just a few suggestions. Apparently, a lot of the ideas that have been thought about have been trademarked by some asshole. An asshole that may get paid, so I kind of wish I was the asshole who thought of it, first.
Leslie McLemore writes about a lot of different shit for Black With No Chaser. He is also the Takeaway Kang and is the father of two beautiful girls, one of which gets on every nerve he has. The other one is sweet. So, you know, balance.
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