I refuse to waiver my Pro Choice stance.
The monumental Supreme Court case, Roe v. Wade deemed that a woman’s right to choose is a constitutional right. This right was again, reaffirmed, in Planned Parenthood v. Casey. But I would even take it a step further. The right to choose what someone does with their body shouldn’t just apply to pregnancy. Whether it’s assisted suicide or accidental suicide via idiocy, our right to choose is one of our most precious constitutional commodities.
As an attorney, I can justifiably make the argument that a woman’s right to choose has established a legal justification for an Idiots Right to Choose. Establishing the legality of an Idiots Right to Choose is rather simple. You see, a woman’s right to choose has set a paramount constitutional precedent that would allow Trump and his supporters to legally inject Lysol into their bloodstream with the hopes of curing the coronavirus.
Even if the disease that plagues them the most is stupidity.
Furthermore, an Idiots Right to Choose not only has legal standing, but also biological/evolutionary standing. If Trump and his idiot supports inject Lysol with the hope of curing whatever ailments maybe plaguing them, this would undoubtedly stop not only Trump’s reelection campaign, but it would also halt the reproduction of idiots. This is because idiots usually reproduce with other idiots and with these same idiots injecting Lysol into their bloodstream, sterilization would soon follow.
Even though reproductive sterilization maybe the least of their concerns.
Leslie McLemore writes about a lot of different shit for Black With No Chaser. He is also the Takeaway Kang and is the father of two beautiful girls, one of which gets on every nerve he has. The other one is sweet. So, you know, balance.
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