Baby Girl Wanted To Be Just Like Him

Kobe Bryant always had this look throughout his legendary career. This look was centered around what he coined as the Mamba Mentality. This mentality, which some can argue as being an unorganized religion, required you to work harder than everyone else in the room and be relentless at all times in order to accomplish the ultimate goal. Mamba Mentality served Kobe well, as he won multiple championships, secured multiple ALL-NBA teams and All Star appearances and won two NBA Finals MVP’s and one regular season MVP. And oh, he dropped…

America Killed the Same Man it Celebrates

I was talking to my Dad the other day. Just shooting the shit about the Trailer Park Bowl at Capitol Hill on Jan 6, when we got on the subject of the most shocking events that happened during his lifetime. He listed a couple of events, including the murders of Chaney, Goodman, and Schwerner in Neshoba County, Mississippi. In my head, I was like yeah, that makes sense. He was heavy in the Movement at that time, so to him, it was probably a bit of a wake up call…

President Trump to start OnlyFans

The 45th President of the United States, Donald J (the J is for Juicy) Trump will create an OnlyFans account for the purpose of continuing to screw millions of his followers, virtually. Juicy Trump, who screwed millions of his followers with empty promises and lies on Twitter for almost a decade, has been kicked off the social media giant, thanks in large part to starting a Cracker Coup that turned out to be as thin as, well, as thin as their lips. Not to be outdone by Twitter, the whole,…

Twitter Banishes Trump to the Herman Cain Twitter Shadow Realm

Twitter, like many of Trump’s top officials, have officially decided to cut the cord after profiting from the racism, xenophobia, white nationalism, and misogyny Trump has spewed on their platform for over a decade. I guess we shouldn’t be too shocked, given that Trump sent a cornucopia of toothless inbred mercenaries to storm Capitol Hill earlier this week, when Congress was set to ratify the Electoral College results. Because you know, fuck the years of racism of Trump spewed on one of the worlds largest platforms. Who knew that if…

With My $600 Stimulus, I’m going to buy an LLC entitled: “STFU Telling Me To Buy an LLC”

Twitter LLC’s power is growing. Have you felt it? They are coming. And there is nothing we can do to stop them. When America and their ghetto ass “Here Nigga, Damn” Stimulus Act gets passed by Congress and signed by the President, our timelines will be filled with “Instead of buying that PS5, you should be buying 5 LLCs” posts. But y’all know what? Fuck it. I’m going to take the advice of the numb nuts, for once, and purchase an LLC. And I already have an idea of what…