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For Halloween I’m Going as Critical Race Theory

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When I step outside to take my kids trick or treating, and thus beginning my annual evil masterplan of stealing their candy, I may…I mean my kids may unfortunately receive less candy than usual. And when they see their candy buckets being only halfway full, they look up with sadness. They may even cry. They may ask, “Daddy, why?” And I will look them dead in their face, proud as can be, and reply, “Honey, it was worth it. I scared the shit out of them. Now let’s go to…

The Black Lunch Break covered The 93rd Oscars before the historic week of Episode 98, 99, 100

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The Black Lunch Break (“TBLB”) launched March 2020 out of a need to remain engaged to our people during the pandemic. Show Co-Host, Cirilo Manego III, is the brainchild behind the name. Initially, the show was titled, “The Black Quarantine,” but the team quickly realized we won’t be quarantined forever so the name was reconsidered and turned into BlackWithNoChaser’s daytime talk show. Season 1 aired Monday through Friday, specifically at lunch time on Facebook Live. The entire core team of Black With No Chaser were your first hosts. It’s important…

Prince Philip’s Conversation with St. Peter

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St. Peter: Next! Prince Philip: Ello, old chap! St. Peter: Name? Prince Philip: Oh, you don’t know who I am, good sir? St. Peter: Name? Prince Philip: *Sighs* I am Prince Philip, Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh! St. Peter: Prince Philip…Prince Philip…Prince Philip. Ahh, there you are. I was looking for the name “Crypt Ceeper” when you walked up. Anyway, what brings you here today? Prince Philip: I was told this is where heaven resides, which is odd, given the amount of Blacks I see frolicking about. Can you point…

Here is a VERY small list of things I would forgive before I forgive Stacey Dash

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1.) White pep…eeeh, lemme think about this one. 2.) The virus that entered Trump’s body. Like, what were you doing bro? You had it. 3.) Thanos 4.) Biden for not forgiving my student loans 5.) Netflix for trying to force me to laugh at Present Day Kevin Hart 6.) Netflix for trying to force me to laugh at Any day Tiffany Haddish 7.) Tywin Lannister for setting up the Red Wedding. 8.) Ned Stark parading around Kings Landing like a dumbass 9.) King Joffrey just Joffreying 10.) Jamie going back…