I reached the age of 21 in 1997. My heaviest burden was being carded while trying to purchase my first legal drink. Coming from a sheltered life, I wanted to be grown and do all the things I thought grown people did. I ran out and got my first tattoo. I partied hard and had a good time doing it. I was not the voice of a revolution. I was not a galvanizing force that prompted people to action. I was not assassinated in my bed where I lay in…
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What is a Ted Cruz?
*What is a Ted Cruz?* A Ted Cruz is an organic, carbon based life form discovered by the Americans on the Moon. *Wait, so this thing is not an Earthling?* God, no. It’s a Moonling? Moon-erd? Idk, but it’s from the Moon. During the space race to the moon back in the 50’s and 60’s, Russia detected a small hint at a life form. However, because the United States was the first one to land on the Moon, they managed to capture it. They captured the Ted Cruz. *Oooo, so…
Ted Cruz has been a bad senator. Now we know that he’s a bad dad.
U.S. Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) fleeing from a state of emergency that he is supposed to help remedy is a blatant act of cowardice.
A Celebration of Womanhood and Life
Releasing this song on my birthday signifies a celebration of my womanhood. Over the last couple of years, I have come into my own, and I want other women to feel sexy and liberated when they hear this song—like I did when I wrote it!” AJIA said.
The Phoenix Suns Are Shining Bright
Phoenix Suns makes the first offseason blockbuster trade by acquiring Chris Paul from the Thunder.