1.) Candy
2.) Corn
3.) Supper (white people dinner)
4.) A McRib that’s been on the planet Venus for two months.
5.) Defeat
6.) Mississippi Delta Water
7.) Earring backs
8.) Orange juice right after brushing your teeth
9.) Moral victories
10.) Your girl trying to cook your momma’s recipe for the first time
11.) Anything labeled as “soul food” that’s not cooked in the South
12.) The state of Florida
13.) Lil Wayne’s last living dreadlock
14.) Everclear
15.) Black and Mild breath
16.) Blood from when you cut your finger
17.) Ole girl’s toes in Boomerang
18.) Ya Auntie’s rotten tooth
19.) Lil Caesars Hot and Ready
20.) Sewage air
Leslie McLemore writes about a lot of different shit for Black With No Chaser. He is also the Takeaway Kang and is the father of two beautiful girls, one of which gets on every nerve he has. The other one is sweet. So, you know, balance.
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