Somebody Kill Rona! This Heffa is Making Me Fat!

For the love of God, please kill Corona. Not only has she turned life upside down, but this heffa has the nerve to make me fat too! OMG the emotional eating is real over here bruh! I might as well have opened the newest soul food restaurant in my house serving all the fried, smothered in gravy, cornbread filled meals, equipped with the best full service bakery in town! But this has to stop TODAY!!! If not, I’m going to fall into the land of no return!!   Emotional Eating is the devil!!!!! But there is…

Their Body, Their Choice: Allow Trump And His Supporters To Exercise Their Right to Choose

I refuse to waiver my Pro Choice stance. The monumental Supreme Court case, Roe v. Wade deemed that a woman’s right to choose is a constitutional right. This right was again, reaffirmed, in Planned Parenthood v. Casey. But I would even take it a step further. The right to choose what someone does with their body shouldn’t just apply to pregnancy. Whether it’s assisted suicide or accidental suicide via idiocy, our right to choose is one of our most precious constitutional commodities. As an attorney, I can justifiably make the…

I Once Contracted The 2G Virus From The Snake Game On My Nokia

It was the year 1997… I remember it like it was yesterday. I was 12 years old in 97′ and the snake game on my Nokia phone dropped. It pulled me in from the jump. It was just as addictive as porn. Yes, porn. I played for hours and hours, controlling the snake with my fingers, as I searched for food for it to consume, while also attempting to avoid the act of the snake eating itself. I was trying to stop the fucking snake from cannibalizing itself. And that’s…

UPDATE Coronavirus COVID-19 : All 50 States Have Reported Cases

What is COVID-19? In COVID-19, ‘CO’ stands for ‘corona,’ ‘VI’ for ‘virus,’ and ‘D’ for disease. Formerly, this disease was referred to as “2019 novel coronavirus” or “2019-nCoV.” A novel coronavirus is a new coronavirus that has not been previously identified. The virus causing coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), is not the same as the coronaviruses that commonly circulate among humans and cause mild illness, like the common cold. Click here for an explanation on how it spreads and how it differs from a common cold or the flu. UPDATE March 20, 2020…

Katherine “Men Lie, Women Lie, Numbers Don’t” Johnson Is Black History and Black Future

Katherine Johnson, a black history-making NASA mathematician, died Monday, at the age of 101. Katherine “Men Lie, Women Lie, Number’s Don’t” Johnson was the living embodiment of Black STEM and what black people can achieve in arenas they have been traditionally excluded from. A certified genius who made it possible for NASA’s space exploration to go where no human has gone before, Numbers Don’t Lie Johnson was a Human Computer, or as I like to call her, a Human Texas Instrument Calculator (If you had a TI in school, you…