If I See One Moe F**king Bloomberg Commercial…
They haunt me..
Day and night, they haunt me. They appear out of nowhere when I’m awake and they visit me in my dreams when I’m asleep, instantly turning my pleasant dreams into dreadful nightmares. They stalk me. They walk with me. They follow me like a deathly shadow, waiting for me to acknowledge their existence.
Close, but no. Mike Bloomberg commercials.
Michael Bloomberg and his commercials are scarier than Michael Myers. At this point, I’m considering taking karate lessons so I can attack his commercials like Busta Rhymes attacked Michael Myers with an array of karate kicks that ultimately led to his acting career somewhat surviving that awful Halloween Resurrection movie.
“Surviving? When is the last time you’ve seen Busta Rhymes in a movie?”
You know what? You right. Never mind.
Mike Bloomberg and his $50 Billion are on a mission to make us forget that his racist policies has destroyed generations of black and brown families. In an effort to play “catch-up” with the Democratic nomination for the Presidency of the United States, Bloomberg has spent more than $450 Million on advertising since entering the race. The multibillionaire, who is self-funding his campaign, has already spent more than $401 million on television and radio ads alone. That surpasses the $338.3 million that President Barack Obama’s campaign spent on those ads during his entire 2012 campaign, according to Advertising Analytics.
Bloomberg aka the Stop and Frisk King is doing everything he possibly to can dumb down his racism and highlight his moderateness, by appealing to voters that he can not only not be racist, but beat Donald Trump in the general election. Bloomberg, with his ads, is essentially asking us to trust his racism over Donald Trump’s racism, thus forming a racist cluster fuck.
But never mind his Stop and Frisk racism for a minute, let me get back to the sheer number of ads that come across my YouTube watching experience, my bootleg cable watching experience, and my podcast listening experience. Like Fannie Lou, I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired of him trying to convince me that he deserves my vote, when in fact, he doesn’t deserve my eyes, ears, nor my Fire Stick bootleg cable bandwidth.
How dare this mf take time away from me watching free cable with his promise to make America less racist after unloading a shit ton of racism in America’s biggest city…
at this point, I’d rather be stopped and frisked than sit through one more ad.
Leslie McLemore writes about a lot of different shit for Black With No Chaser. He is also the Takeaway Kang and is the father of two beautiful girls, one of which gets on every nerve he has. The other one is sweet. So, you know, balance.
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