The JOY Is Mine: We Need This Brandy Monica Verzuz

Ever since the release of “The Boy Is Mine” on May 19,1998, we have established our allegiances to one of the two vocalists. The acrimonious duet, wherein two acquaintances discover they are vying for the affection of the same gentleman, firmly and indelibly cemented the two young artists within the cultural consciousness of an entire generation. For many of us, this Verzuz is a culmination of a 22 year battle between two formidable R&B divas. We have waited for this moment. Whether you are sittin’ up in your room having…

5 Women Quarantined and Left w/o Food, Water, Medicine and Staff Support in Mississippi Prison

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Five women have been reported as quarantined in Quick Bed at the Central Mississippi Correctional Facility (CMCF). The women have been left without food, water, medicine such as insulin and medical staff support. The guards on duty have placed garbage bags over the windows and cameras preventing the women from reaching out for help. The women are relying on the guards’ good mercy and capacity to come and check on them. This information was received from a loved one of a woman that was placed in quarantine.…

Somebody Kill Rona! This Heffa is Making Me Fat!

For the love of God, please kill Corona. Not only has she turned life upside down, but this heffa has the nerve to make me fat too! OMG the emotional eating is real over here bruh! I might as well have opened the newest soul food restaurant in my house serving all the fried, smothered in gravy, cornbread filled meals, equipped with the best full service bakery in town! But this has to stop TODAY!!! If not, I’m going to fall into the land of no return!!   Emotional Eating is the devil!!!!! But there is…

If Someone Has To Hit You With The “It’s Not a Scam” Disclaimer, Then It’s a MF Scam

Every time a stimulus check hits someone’s checking account, a new pyramid scheme is born.. Or at least that seems to be case based on what I’ve seen on my timeline. Pyramid schemes have always been annoying for many reasons. Not only are they illegal, but, more importantly, they are a complete waste of money and time. Pyramid schemes often preys on the young, old and most vulnerable (especially people of color), financially, by relying on the recruitment of new members to bring in money. 99% of the time, the…