You Think You Know Microsoft Excel Until It’s Time to Microsoft Excel Some Shit

Is it just me, or has Excel gotten confusing as shit, lately? Listen, I know it’s always been a little confusing for me growing up, but gawd damn, I can’t even copy and paste properly anymore. And don’t get me started on these gawd damn formulas or how Excel will sometimes just say fuck it, and crash. Or how creating a chart or spreadsheet is easy, peasy, but formatting that it requires you to take one of those brain pills from the movie Limitless. But the reason I bring up…

Who TF Is Jalen Rose’s Barber?

There are age old questions that everyone wants to know but nobody has answers to. Questions like: Did the moon landing actually happen on the moon?Who shot JR?Why do some people call cheese dip rotel? Hmmm… But in 2020, even with all the bullshit happening around us (a fire tornado…really, Lord?!), the most pressing question is, who the fuck is Jalen Rose’s barber? A few weeks ago the former NBA player and current sports analyst posted a picture on the socials and his line up was extra crispy (see cover…

If Someone Has To Hit You With The “It’s Not a Scam” Disclaimer, Then It’s a MF Scam

Every time a stimulus check hits someone’s checking account, a new pyramid scheme is born.. Or at least that seems to be case based on what I’ve seen on my timeline. Pyramid schemes have always been annoying for many reasons. Not only are they illegal, but, more importantly, they are a complete waste of money and time. Pyramid schemes often preys on the young, old and most vulnerable (especially people of color), financially, by relying on the recruitment of new members to bring in money. 99% of the time, the…

Revelations From Childhood: I listened to Mokenstef’s Song “He’s Mine” as an Adult and Got Pissed Off

Ok I just want to rant for a minute. Hopefully y’all don’t get lost in the Meme even though it’s funny as fuck….  “He’s Mine” the song from MoKenStef in the 1990s gotta be a top 2 all time stupid song lyrically and situationally… I mean the lyrics went something like:  Chorus: “He’s Mine… You may have got him once but I got him all the time.”  Now that don’t make no damn sense. First of all… How? How you got him “all the time” if she got him once?…